how do you casually tell someone their relationship makes you want to throw up
I just laugh at them.
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I develop crushes easily.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
this is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read.
- Friend: go ask
- Me: no you go ask
- Friend: no you
- Me: fine can i have ketchup
I catch him In his lies every time.